#making this s2 e1 is crazzyyyyyyy imagine if jim actually fucking died at spock's hands for a woman he doesn't even know
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all this time i thought people were exaggerating about the titty window but no kirk is boobing as breastily as he possibly can, that bosom is Heaving
fellas is it gay to ask your beefiest guy friend to accompany you to your secret fuck or die ceremony
#AND spock is choking him out god i can see why this episode awakened something in so many 60s housewives#making this s2 e1 is crazzyyyyyyy imagine if jim actually fucking died at spock's hands for a woman he doesn't even know#SHE DOES NOT WANT TO BE THE CONSORT OF A LEGEND oh i'm fucking obsessed with herrrrrr t'pring you're my everything#why is he saying goodbye to his ex fiancee with the single gayest thing he could have fucking said what was in the water!! hashtag girl!!#nvm he followed it up with something that was somehow gayer how is he doing this....... spock you really are a legend
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